My Fantastic Ideas

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

no. 5: the anti-roofy

There seems to be no agreed spelling on this, but the basic idea is a drug that keeps guys from getting aroused for 48 hours. A boy comes to take your daughter out on a date, you slip one of these in his glass of Sprite (while he's waiting for your daughter to get ready), and you don't have to worry about him getting too frisky. Or girls can slip them in the drinks of the guys that are hitting on them if they're not interested and don't want their future alcohol-impaired judgment to lead them to make a mistake that night...

1 Comments:

At 2:54 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

i think this should be called the "anti-ecstasy" or maybe "anti-viagra." A roofie [note spelling] is the common name for Rohypnol, a date rape drug that knocks you out, not enhances the libido.

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